I'd spent the last few minutes watching him stalk my 2008 Honda S2000 in the parking lot

while I sat at a coffee shop outside the window. Since I was the only person

he entered the shop, he assumed that the Laguna Blue roadster belonged to me.

It goes without saying that I didn't want to offend him by informing him it wasn't a Miata

a derogatory term that any owner of an S2000 should never use.

Furthermore, it's not like I blame him—the untrained eye has always been able to distinguish